Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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