I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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