I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My feet surprised me
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