Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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