check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
either way he was missing a nipple.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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