found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just saw a hot homeless man
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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