I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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