What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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