You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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