Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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