As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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