good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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