Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
