:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
