She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Nicole vs. Life
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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