it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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