we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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