dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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