This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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