I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
