I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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