Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she smelled like a LAN party
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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