First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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