What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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