They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
