Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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