I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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