I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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