I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So much rum. So many feels.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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