shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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