Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Less talking, more tequila
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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