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(248): View more from Michigan

Sry I called you an 8

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk

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(330): View more from Ohio

You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.

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(813): View more from Florida

she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.

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(917): View more from New York City

mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...

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(561): View more from Florida

Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.

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(519): View more from Ontario

You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar

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(805): View more from California

Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.

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