You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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