kristin has been a bad kristin
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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