It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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