Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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