That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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