i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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