I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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