who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
