: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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