I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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