Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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