thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You can't special order awesome
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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