i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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