he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I will pee on everything he values.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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