like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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