That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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