i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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