we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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